Welcome to the sixth annual cornucopia. The chrowd is filing in.

Today’s competitors, we have newcomers Franze, Andy, Kelly and Tom, second time players Paul and Campbell and Bodhi, and a former champion. Who’s gonna win, this is the first one to die.

Who’s the first one gonna get out next year? I couldn’t kill you.

You were trying to kill me. I was trying to kill you.

I couldn’t kill Tom. That was my problem.

Tom killed me. There’s Jake, and Jake were in this once, didn’t do real well.

I lost right away. What do you think, I went today, you got my money on Kelly.

Underdog strategy today, Kelly. If you were to take a bet on who is most likely to get injured during this competition, who would be those people?

Probably Pete. Who’s going to be the first one out, what do you say?

The rumor that Jill is cheating? It’s probably true.

I don’t know, what’s more yellow, or the water. The accusations are cheating.

They’re not true. If you had a mullet, better, better tight shorts.

Do you think you’re gonna be too hot in that outfit? Tell me who’s gonna win this tournament.

After you make this, we hear you have a role in this event. What is your role?

I’m going to be like a defensive lineman, going to die. I mean no, offensive line.

I’m pretty much a shield, human shield, like a guardian angel. Guardian angel, I like it.

If it comes down, do you take your bodyguard? He offers a good strong guy.

Who do you think is gonna win today? My money on Jill, she’s a former champion.

It’s hard to go against that. I agree.

Who’s gonna win today, the first one to one, of the Tom. Just got like an old-fashioned standoff between Franze.

In trouble, in trouble, got hit, he got, got hit. He got hit again, going out to jail, so I’m going out to jail near.

Miss is out, champion effort by our former champion. Paul and Tom, Bodhi, amazing shot.

Good friends from home, bodyguard, bodyguard, Ben. Austin, I wouldn’t be here today without Austin, save my life.

How are you feeling in the aftermath? I’m OK because I’m a good champion.

I think he’s right for the job. Champion one would be a great choice, not even close.