Song Contest Video – Summer 2014

[Laughter] [Applause] [Music] Got to know: if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like you’ve been here before?
“Greatest country in the world!” [Applause] “Oh, it’s the U.S.!”
“You can tell everybody…”
“Go ahead, tell everybody…”
“I’m the man, I’m the man, I’m the man.”
“I came in like a wrecking ball…”
“I never…”
“Okay, now!” [Applause] “Listen…”
“Everything is awesome.
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team.
Everything is awesome…”
“Patrick Garcia! Patrick Garcia!”
“We came here to turn the party out.
Say, come on, come on, let’s raise the roof,
and give a proof we can get loose, y’all…”
“Girls, be…”
“Best day of my life…”
“And he put his leg like this,
another one like that,
and the other one like that,
and he goes, ‘Que, que, que…’”
“Daylight come and we want to go home…”
“The boys are back, gonna do it again,
gonna wake up the neighborhood.
The boys are back, the boys are back…”
“Our hearts so true will pull us through…”
“You teach me, and I’ll teach you…”
“Who would have thought that a girl like me
would double as a superstar?”
“I’ll be there for you,
I’ll be there for you,
’cause you’re there for me too…”
“In first place, it’s the high koalas.
It’s the high teddy.
It’s the senior men…”
“I know it…”
“The perfect, perfect…”
“What does the ‘C’…”
“I’m calling…”
“…away from the…”
“So yeah, yeah…”
“In the car…”
“With the…”
“Look at me now…”
“You can’t always get what you want,
but if you try sometimes…”
“You guys…”
“Your new favorite thing…”
“So fun. La la la…”
“C is so fun…”
“One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
Five, six, seven, eight,
try to keep your thumb straight.
Set, go!”
“You’re using your heel!”
“I’m not!” [Applause] “It’s the hard-knock life for us…”
“Rock, paper, scissors…”
“Rock, paper, scissors…”
“Cockroach…”
“No—paper, scissors…”
“Rock, paper, scissors…”
“Shark!” [Music] [Applause] “Genius!”
“The log…”
“It doesn’t have to be the log walk…”
“Go rappelling…”
“Just let the words die down…”
“Honestly, I want to see you…” [Applause] [Music] “Come here, Carl.
Come here.
Come on, come on.
You’re so cute.
Don’t be mad…”
“Croissants are the best…”
“Our guests…”
“The annual problem for us…”
“Women…”
“…the best way to…”
“…a froggy…”
“…or climbing up the…”
“And in first place, it’s the high pandas.
Since it’s the low teddy,
if it’s a high Kodiak…”
“One, two, three…” [Music] [Applause] “Forever, ’cause anything goes…”
“Well, I think that we should start at the end…”
“We to Chicago…” [Music] “All the single ladies, all the single ladies…” [Music] “We’re all ready for the day…”
“I think I’ll have a wrap…”
“I think I’ll have…”
“Welcome to California…” [Music] “Such a lovely place,
such a lovely place…” [Music] “And in the night,
and he’s watching us with the eye of the tiger…”
“Polar, polar, polar bears,
we’re almost extinct,
but we’re still here…”
“We are…”
“And soon…”
“With all the strength of…”
“I kissed the…” [Applause] “It’d be rude, you know…”
“I’m only human…”
“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
so tell me what you want, what you really, really want…” [Applause] “The kitchen is so much…
The kitchen is so much…”
“Eggs, then toast, then bacon…”
“The hot dog…”
“I want to take you…”
“The floaties…”
“Come on…”
“Grizzly…”
“Represent, now put your hands up…” [Applause] “California…”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah…” [Laughter] “And in first place, it’s the low pandas…”
“It’s all about California…” [Applause] [Music] “The boy was me the whole time.
The boy was me.
So the whole time, this is all about you and me.
So don’t forget: it was me.
I was the Nightman…”
“Fight the Dayman…”
“So, if you want to take my hand,
we’re going to go up on stage and get married.
So come on stage and join me
in this little old thing called matrimony.
Come on, don’t think I’m being phony.
Come and marry me.”
“No. No, no. Just no.”
“Is that it?”
“Yeah.”
“Uh, no.”
“Okay, well…”
“Okay, see you tomorrow.”
“See you tomorrow.”
“I knew there was an angle, Alex.”
“There was no angle.” [Applause]