Campfire Highlights – Summer 2013

“Y’all need to stand up!”

[Applause]

“Stand up, you’re not alone.
Walton’s is your home…”

“Walking in a…”
[Applause]
[Music]

“Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a partner…”
[Music]

“Sometimes we’ve got old Walton versus new Walton…”

“See the show tonight, and there’s a light on…”

“…under the water…”

“Oatmeal…”

“…under the water or you lose…”
“…under the water…”
[Applause]

“You belong with me…
You belong with me…”

“I’ll belong with you, you belong…”
[Music]

“Okay, now listen.
Okay, now listen.
This is not weird at all.”

“Take it on the other…”

“We got the 1975 station wagon…”

“Where’s the axe?
The axe…”

“Dream of…”
[Music]

“Californication…
Dream of Californication…”

“Cockroach!”

“What’s that?”

“Your gag roach!”
[Applause]

“Roach!”

“In the jungle I have found,
in the jungle I have found
a rare animal,
a rare animal…”
[Applause]

“And he puts his head like this,
and he puts his hand like this,
and the other one like that,
and the other one like that…”

“And he goes, and he goes, and he goes…
‘Qu, qu, qu…’
and he goes, ‘Qu, qu…’”

“Girl, put your warmies on.
Tell me your favorite song,
I’ll play it while you get ready…”

“So Max, my first question is:
what do you feel is really the true importance
of having a horse program here at Walton’s Grizzly Lodge?”

“Well, you’re not just…”

“My burrito, burrito…
Hey, hey, hey!
Burrito, hey!
Burrito!”

“Ancient artifacts—madly I dig through the sand.
I buried my watch.”

[Applause]

“Everybody go take a high five!”
[Applause]

“I would walk…”
“…five…”

“Who wants a High School Musical lunch box?”

“Anticipation…”
“…time…”
[Applause]

“Elisa, have you ever seen a penguin drinking tea?”
[Applause]

“Are…
Are we?
Are we?
Are we?”

“My little red wagon—
you can’t ride in my little red wagon.
Front seat’s broken and the axle’s draggin’.
Front seat’s broken and the axle’s draggin’…”

“Hey Jack!
Hey Jack!
Tell me more!
Tell me more!”

“He’s a… uh…”

“A p-ticka, a ticka…”
[Applause]

“Okay, and I’m going to pull a bear out of this hat.
One…
Two…”

“Okay, okay—what am I thinking?”

“You are thinking of a doorknob.”

“Oh my God.
Okay, what am I thinking of?”

“Doorknob.”
[Applause]

“Oh, I hope you have the time of your life…”

“Hey, hey, Colin—
is it snack time?
Is it snack time?
Is it snack time?”

“Um, we just had breakfast.”
[Music]

“I don’t…
I don’t want to be like everyone else…”

“McCain… main signed on extension…”

“He’ll be with the giant…”

“…down to the river,
and I took a little walk,
and I took a little walk…”

“On my orchestra…
on my orchestra…”
[Applause]

“More in between the cover of another wonder…”

“Stand up.
Stand up.”

“There you go.
Go!
One, two, three, four!
You go, go, go!
You go, go, go, go!”

“Round of applause for everybody!”

“One more time, then we have a closing song
from Ryan and Austin.
Here we go.”
[Applause]

“Rock me, mama, like a southbound train…
Hey, mama, rock me…”

“Hey, mama, rock me…”
“Hey, mama, rock me…”

“No, it just never works.”

“Gee, I was just saying those look like my pants.”