Take a look at “The Hunger Games” spoof video from session #5. Good times. Many staff members featured.

Come on, alright. A few things about the cornucopia. Welcome to the third annual Hunger Games final, Quantico. P, as a bonus, we have seven competitors. That Garcia. Who’s gonna win this thing?

Gus-gus is the host.
Gus is gonna win.
Okay.

No one passes this.

Robert Greenberg, how do you feel about this event?

Hey Jack, how’s it feel to not kill anyone and still get into the cornucopia?
Fantastic.

Pacifist, do you feel like you deserve it?

Yes, I do.
Yes.

They are first-ever kills in The Hunger Games final. What’s your strategy?

So, Katie, the girls are talking about an alliance. Do you think that?

I think you know there’s fewer numbers, and it’s just project. It’s good. Now it’s gonna win.

Senior women’s, here we have two of this year’s competitors. Also competed last year. Ryan, who was the runner-up, and Andrew, who was out in the middle of hack.

Andrew, which is strategy this year?

Brains over brawn.

Ryan, how do you plan a win?

To say agility and Mario, like, here on this.

Another one of our competitors, coral, also known as snack boy Carl. Your first time in the cornucopia. What’s your strategy?

I’m ready. We’re gonna win this thing.

Hey guys, he’s gonna win this thing. Why not in the bag.

Comes Jack Stockwell in the cornucopia for the first time. Jack, so you told no one to get here. How’s that make you feel?

It’s great.
Great.

What’s your strategy?

Hide, run, and hide until I have to kill someone. You’ll see me in the corners a lot. Just really just stay away from the action.

Andrew, who is your biggest competition?

Hey guys, who do you think is gonna win?

I think Renee is gonna land the kill.
My boy Ryan lo Polar’s.

No one passes.

It’s max Hotchkiss leave these gonna win this thing.

And our final competitor to arrive, Jake a steak s. How do you feel?

Fantastic.

Last year’s youngest competitor, Katherine, is not in the cornucopia this year. How do you feel?

A little.

Do you’re down the final again?

Yes, I feel great. This is awesome.

Who do you thinks gonna win?

Yeah, Chris. I’m gonna, I’m gonna go with Chris.

What he thinks gonna win this thing. He was the runner-up.

Jake buzzer, that’s a nice plot. What do you thinks gonna win this thing?

Baby.
Baby.

Chris, what do you say the rumors that you are the most docile player in the sleeve form?

Jack is already hiding. There’s a lot of, a lot of truth to this. I put in here, for example, the big train could have water blues. I’ve also sat on a few hoses or the sprinkler right here may or may not turn on randomly. There’s also a hose that can be used as a weapon. Hoses will randomly come on. I’ve also set up some water contraptions. Not guns. The water contractions. They may or may not work. They may or may not work. Some work. No, yes.

Each contestant has a judge on them, so for all seven are still a grenade that could be gone for her first. The nearness water balloons are exploding upon throw. Oh, J gas is gone. We’ve got Andrew. Chris is gone. Whoa, some kind of weird wheelbarrow of ghosts guy. Will Ryan bounce back the Masters to be in the final. All Andrews looking for a marker. Ryan has a monkey. I’m not sure what’s happening here.

Andrew, you just won the third annual cornucopia. How do you feel?

Great.
No, amazing.

Oh, what worked for you?

The brain over the Brawn.

Brian second best for the second time. Telly, how are you feeling?

Some people get first. I’ll take that second place.

Jake, bitter defeat. How does it feel?

Does it feel good. Be back next year with a vengeance.

What do you say the rumors that you two were the crazy old lady stirring sponges?

Jack stock well, there’s questions about your whereabouts during the Cornucopia.

Yeah, I was hiding in a corner, and then I got cornered. But hey, I managed to the final without a kill. I mean from cornucopia without. I’ve stayed the pacifist assassin.

Gus walls, yeah. Nice job hosting the corner. Any last words?

Gus, man, I love, I love chicken patties. That’s my final words.

Are you surprised that Gus is free to mayhem here at the end?

This house creative. There was no part of it.